It wasn’t until I took the time to brew a Dutch oven’s worth of legit chicken soup that I understood why my mom was always sad when I told her that I didn’t like soup when she tried to make me drink her soup.
Good soup takes a freaking long time to simmer.
DID YOU KNOW?
1. Soak a Tampon in Alcohol.
2. stick it in your Va-Jay-Jay.
3. get wasted because it goes straight into your blood-flow.
4. Awesome, and enjoy.
Or your rectum. If you’re into those things.
(Source: danwin)
Lost and Found: Google Maps edition
“My new customer Web orders is almost at zero,” Sherry Tannozzini, owner of a local shop called Flowers from the Rainforest, told the South Florida Sun Sentinel before the problem was fixed.I don’t think it’s just Google Maps’s fault.
